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| User: | dreamdeamon (8008061) the reason most people fail rather than succeed
is cuz they sacrificed what they wanted most for what they wanted at the moment. |
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| Name: | hcaz | |
| Website: | link | |
| Location: | Cape Cod, Massachusetts, United States | |
| AOL IM: |  nospmohthcaz (Add Buddy, Send Message) | |
| Bio: | Happy peanuts soar over chocolate covered mountain tops and waterfalls of caramel, prancing nougat in the middle sings a song of satisfaction to the world. I am the blackest white kid I know, and by far the most interesting single serving friend you will ever meet. My name's hcaZ, I'm from Osterville. I am totally insane, so let me just throw that out there while I've got your attention... I'm a 22 year old dude from Cape Cod, where my life is your vacation in the summer, and the winters bring a desperation to this desolate man made island. I am a red sox for-lifer, and I will spit straight into your mouth if you're a yankees fan. I enjoy going to the beach at night, driving aimlessly around for hours and hours, hiking in the sparse woods we have, and spending benjamins like its going out of style. Lifes tough, Get a helmet. I've moved around alot, but it is said that "No matter how far you drift from the cape, you can never shake the sand from your shoes, or the water from your blood." I believe this to be true. I'm not cynical, I'm a fucking realist. I am a master cribbage player, and will skunk you like woah. 80's isnt just about bad hair, pop-culture and amazing music, its a way of life. Stickers do in fact make it go faster. I do it for the bottom of the bottle, the truth is always ugly, and like truth, confrontations are ugly, thats why you'll want to be on my side, regardless. I am liable to cut a bitch just for looking at me the wrong way. Speaking of shanking, cut me off or drive like a grandmother in front of me and I will follow you to wherever it is you're going and shank all 4 of your tires and your spare, thats just how I roll. Some people may think that I seem like an angry person, these people can stick their heads between their knees and kiss their god-fearing asses goodbye, because I will someday inherit the earth and with it all of my minions will rape pillage and burn your villages to the ground. My iPod, Treo and chapstick are essential. I drive a standard 92 Ford F150 and I drive it fast. I hate automatic transmissions, jesus freaks and clowns. I love downsys even if they look like clowns with no necks. I work like its my fucking job. Once during a ocnversation with my dad about Self-Scan registers I asked him, "why do you use self-scan?" he replied, "Becuase I dont want mutants bagging my groceries." after that I knew I was indeed his son. Music is my god. Without music there would be only honey bunches of oats, they're like a mouthful of joy. I am not your typical 22 year old. I've lived a strange life, and have amazing friends. I'm certofialby insane, just ask my old shrink after you dig up his body. I dont have feelings, and I expect you to cry if you're emo and I make fun of you. Soldiers are the best people you will ever meet. If you're going to be a liability, I'll cut you, and my losses. I love to go urban adventuring, hiking, and jetty jutting. My bar of choice is the foxhole. I hate clubbing. I love the way the sand feels between my toes, and the smell of a marsh. I hate tags, crackheads, and lighters other than bics and zippos. Alcohol abuse will not be tollerated, if you spill your drink, I'll take it away from you. THE DINGOS ATE MY BABY. I once saw my neighbor standing outside his house in just boxers chasing a sheep, and I'm not lying. I have a love/hate relationship with myself, Cape Cod, the internet, and spoiled brats. I'm politically incorrect EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. FUCK YOUR MOTHER. Carlos Mencia, Dane Cook, and Pablo Fransisco are the funiest bastards around. I am single, and have no desire for babies, romance, or anything of the like, in fact that stuff makes me sick. Some of my favorite things include: limes, the color orange, lights, fans, cameras, webdesign, plastic cups, and going to concerts. Kool aid is only for cult-related posionings. I am a very real, down to earth dude, I dont like fake people, and I hate shallow or vain people. I'm fat, I'm over it, why aren't you? Just to get one thing clear, I will tell you straight up if I dont like you. I enjoy beaching it, but I dont swim. I used to smoke Djarum Black Clove Cigarettes. I have a fucked up family life. A wise man once said, "fuck the past, it will only come back to bite you in the ass." I was a first wave blogger back in the days when people thought blogging was diddling, which is stupid, because technically it is mental masturbation... I am a MassHole, and I will run you off the rotary if you're from any other state. Maine is my favorite place on earth only second to Maui. I have a dog who has downs syndrome, and no I am not kidding. I like to rock out because I am a rockstar. I am addicted to vitamin water. I love my BJ's membership, and silicon skull that lights up. Arizoina Iced Tea is the best fucking shit on earth. Money is dirty, I prefer plastic. PS: "You don't want to date me. I'm a train wreck. Seriously. The first girl I ever loved just dropped off the face of the earth, probably because of something I said. And the last girl I dated turned out to be a drug dealer. And I just made out with my dead best friend's girlfriend, who - incidentally - I hate. So ... (points to self) Train wreck." | |
| Memories: | 6 entries | |
| Interests: | 144: abbie hoffman, angelina jolie, anna nicole smith, apples, art, ass, assholes, axes, barcodes, bass, bikes, boats, body modification, bos, bosox, boston, boston dirt dogs, caffeine, calligraphy, cameras, cancer, card games, cars, classic rock, coffee, coke, condoms, contamination, cool, daria, deception, deep, dig, dreads, dreaming, e true hollywood story, eighties, freaks, free, fuck me freddy, fucking, gamma, get, getting head, girls, gituars, gong, graphics, hatred, head, help, henna, heterosexual, hippies, hogs, horror, horses, hunter s thompson, hurricanes, i am a whore, ikea, indie rock, it, justify, lake, lark, lies, lo, maine, mental masturbation, metal, mhmm, mohawks, movies, mp3s, music, neat, nin, now, old navy, orange, origami, painting, pepsi, photography, piercing, pink floyd, popples, porn, pornography, portland, psychology, punk, qwerty, rain, rays, red sox, red sox nation, reggae, rentals, repetition, rock, rocking, second hand, sex in public, sexual gratification, sexual tension, siesta, silver, ska, sleep, sluts, smop, snow, spaceghost, strippers, stripping, summer, tanya, the 80's, the brain, the hilton sisters, the wonder years, then, thrifting, tickle me elmo, tits, treats, treble, trees, trucks, truth, ugh, vaginas, vanilla, walking, wanda sykes, watches, wicca, women, word, work, x, yeah | |
| Schools: | None listed | |
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| Mutual Friends: | 39: 2gether4ever_67, 572mg, _inyourroom, _singleserving_, absolut_heather, april_in_paris, belvot, bustedvinyl, cuttinglinguist, dreamdeamon, fullofselfharm, hailkat, imagined_heart_, just_arrived, kalasin_, kissesorlies, krosie, lady_floratia, lemoninterupt, mixielicous, nayzle, norma, oeagereyeso, ouisi, paperhands, programhex, radiosweethrt, scar_fcuker, serafiend, solitude_stands, solong_420, stupidamy, susanchunk, this_paradigm, tresmaritimus2, uncleubendi, wantontheory, xbornofhatredx, xtearsxforeverx | |
| Also Friend of: | 1: dingusy | |
| Member of: | 8: 80_days, album_share, cbt_it, cuttingmeup, ipodvideos, ljcapecod, paidmembers, podogenic | |
| Account type: | Basic Account | |
